Friday, October 19, 2007

One is enough : Enjoy

Bengali


One Bengali = poet.


Two Bengalis = a film society.


Three Bengalis = political party.


Four Bengalis = two political parties.


More than four Bengali's = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team .



Bihari



One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.


Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.


Three Biharis = caste killing.


Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna .



Punjabi



One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.


Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.


Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.


Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.




UP Bhaiyya



One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.


Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.


Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.


Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.



Gujju



One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.


Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.


Three Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest restaurant.


Four Gujjus = stock market scam.



Andhraite



One Andhraite = chili farmer.


Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey .


Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.


Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.



Kashmiri



One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.


Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.


Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.


Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.



Tamil-Brahmin



One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.


Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class.


Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.


Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara



Mumbaikar



One
Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.

Two
Mumbaikars= film studio.

Three
Mumbaikars = slum.

Four
Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.


Sindhi



One Sindhi = currency racket.


Two Sindhis = papad factory.


Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar .


Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.



Marwari



One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator.


Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta


Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.


Four Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community.



Haryanvi



One Haryanavi = tube light


Two Haryanavi = agriculture


Three Haryannavi= Lathi squad


Four Haryanavi = actually just one was enough

Mallu

One Mallu = coconut stall.

Two Mallus = a boat race.


Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.


Four Mallus = oil slick.

1 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

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3:01 PM, October 21, 2007  

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